Saturday, February 5, 2011

Funny 60th Birthday Posters

we can do is "laugh"

were published the results of a recent survey commissioned by FAO to governments around the world.

The question was: "Tell me honestly what is your opinion about the food shortage in the rest of the world." - Europeans did not understand what was the scarcity;
- Africans did not know what they were food;
- the Americans have asked the meaning of the world;
- the Chinese have asked for more clarification on the meaning of opinion
- Berlusconi's government is still discussing on what it could mean the 'word "honest."

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Berlusconi door campaign in two distinguished guests: Minister of India on 1 and 1 turkish minister.
After a while 'notice to have lost its bearings, and given the late hour, Silvio takes matters in hand.
- Allow me ladies and gentlemen, I saw a farm where we will find a safe haven.
TOC TOC ...
- Who is it? - Asks the voice of the owner.
- I Berlusconi, and we lost! Host us for a night?
- I have got only two seats, one should go to sleep in the barn.
- No problem, I will go - we offer the Indian minister.
- Goodbye ...
TOC TOC ...
- Who is it?
- I am the Minister of India, there is a cow in the barn and I am not worthy to stay in the same place where he sleeps an animal considered sacred by our religion.
- No problem, I will go, says the Premier turkish.
- Goodbye ...
TOC TOC ...
- Who is it?

- I am the Minister turkish, there is a pig in the barn and our religion forbids to be in the same place as an animal inpuro.
- Okay, I'll go - comes forward Berlusconi.
TOC TOC ...
- Who is it?
- We are the cow and pig in the barn ...

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